Dafuq

Symptoms of gays:

Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes; 

Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes; 

Attracted to men; and

Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.

Symptoms of lesbians:

Attracted to women;

Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women;

Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women; and

Have no affection for men.

OK.

No One Would Understand

Kalau tanya aku duit lagi penting atau bahagia lagi penting, aku susah hati, sebab kalau takde duit pun aku susah nak bahagia. Tapi kalau orang tanya aku sanggup ke tak nak korbankan duit sebab nak bahagia, aku sanggup.

Tapi orang lain tak faham kot. Entah. Macam biasa, sorang-sorang lagi.

Sadness Is A Blessing

Writing this down on my way to Kelana Jaya, inside the LRT. It's 7:35PM but it's so dark like it's after 8:00. And I'm alone.

This is the feeling I hate the most, because it's the most sad feeling, ever. Away from home, and being alone at night. Should snap out of it and rejoice. Tomorrow will be a brand new day, in hell. 

Douchebag

I'll take a toast for you, of course. When you're gone. Then it would be perfect.